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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches. - George Bernard Shaw

Books have the same enemies as people: fire, humidity, animals,weather, and their own content. - Paul Valery

Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful.-Samuel Johnson

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.-- Mary Wilson Little

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

Inspiration	We should be taught not to wait for inspiration to start a thing. Action always generates inspiration. Inspiration seldom generate itself.

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the D

An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.

The higher the buildings, the lower the morals.

Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.

Complaining makes nothing better while waiting makes nothing happen

Women's secrets:	24.Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question,〃How do Ilook？〃　　在这个问题上女人不想得到诚实的答案———“我看上去怎么样？” 　　25.〃Oh,nothing,〃has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than i t does in man-language. 　　“哦,没什么。”这句话在女人的字典里的意思和在男人字典里的完全不同。

Women's secrets	1.Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they knowyou can hear them. 　　女人需要哭泣,并且只有在你能听到时才哭。

名人与凡人	名人用過的東西叫“文物”；凡人用過的視爲“廢物”。名人酗酒稱“豪飲”；凡人多喝叫“貪飲”。名人略上年紀稱“×老”；凡人年歲再高也叫“老×”。名人與凡人握手謂“親切”；凡人與名人握手叫“巴結”。名人強辭奪理爲“雄辯”；凡人據理力爭叫“狡辯”。名人做蠢事稱“軼事”，傳爲佳話；凡人做錯事叫“犯賤”遭人恥笑。名人蓬頭垢面謂“藝術氣質”；凡人不修邊幅叫“老土”。名人發脾氣叫“個性”；凡人發脾氣叫“劣根性”。名人的無稽之談謂“名言”；凡人的謹慎之言叫“廢話”。名人的空話謂“指導”；凡

新编字典	沉魚落雁——這是兩種善解人意的動物，它們為了襯托美人，假裝做出規避的動作魚兒沉入水底，雁兒落在地上。這對男人專心致志地欣賞美人和美人自己增強信心，都有益處。採花盜柳——這是由一種不恰當的愛之心誘發出來的破壞生態環境的行為。熱情洋溢——能源委員會無權干涉的能源浪費現象。風流——被贊美的放蕩，放蕩——被貶值的風流。貞潔——很好，但很不容易保存的東西，得到的贊美和受到的覬覦同樣多的東西。擁有和失去都十分麻煩的東西。更年期——對青春期的報復。

新编字典	人——這是一種性成熟之後，一年發情兩次，一次持續六個月的哺乳動物。為此，它們表現出無與倫比的美麗和丑惡，無限可能的墮落與升華。

Murphy's Law	The person ahead of you in the queue, will have the most complextransaction possible --排在你前面的人总是有最复杂的手续要办。Murphy's Metalaw,Knowing Murphy's Law will never help -- 墨菲星际法则：知道墨菲法则不会带来任何帮助。

Murphy's law	You will always find something in the last place you look --东西总是在你最后去找的地方被发现。After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original --在你丢了东西到处找不到并买了新的后，你就会找回原来丢了的那件。

Murphy's Law	Probabilities serve only and exclusively to determine the degreeof improbability of the catastrophes that actually take place --概率，也只有概率，是用来解释为什么不大可能发生的灾难发生了。

Murphy's Law	The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possibleworlds,the pessimist fears this is true --乐观主义者声称相比前生和来世，我们生活的世界是最好的，悲观主义者就怕这是真的。 You will find an easy way to do it, after you've finished doing it--你总能找出一个更便捷的方法，在你已经做完这件事以后。

Murphy's Law	No degree of acceptance can ever change the facts --没有任何限度的接受可以改变现实。 Beauty is only skin deep, fashion even shallower --如果美貌是肤浅的话，时髦连汗毛都没沾上。 It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them they change again --规则不容易掌握，一旦掌握了，规则又变了。

Murphy's Law	The other line always moves faster --你旁边的车道总是比你这条走得快些。He who angers you controls you, there-fore you have no control over your anger --都是那些让你愤怒的人控制你，所以你没法控制你的愤怒。

Murphy's Law	If anything can go wrong, it will--如果事情还能更糟的话，它会的。It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious--愚蠢是不可避免的，因为愚蠢太富有创造力了。Everything takes longer than you think --每件事总比你估计的要多花点时间。Every solution breeds new problems --每个解决办法都会衍生出新问题

A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in sucha way that you actually look forward to the trip.